Dating is a numbers game

Whilst turning 30 and getting divorced, one London dater resorts to writing The Crib Sheets to keep track.   Advertisements

2017 Dating Resolutions

Only date men who are unenigmatic. Mysterious men who don’t text back are getting old quickly. Only date those who…

Saturday night back-up

It’s Saturday night, just before Christmas and Hot Richard has let me down, so obviously I need a replacement date…

Hangover turns hellish

The Hot Richard hangover continues when on my 30th Birthday, he messages me to tell me that he’s been at…

C’est fini?

I’ve done some things in my life of which I’m not proud, but which I think were basically inevitable. Crawling…

WhatsApp Poetry

An oddity of modern dating appears to be the way in which traditional forms of lovemaking have translated into the…

Peter the Poker Player

Lesson one: Alliteration of the prospective date’s name isn’t a good enough motive for going on a date. Lesson two:…

“Thanks for everything”

John from Seattle only allows me to contact him via Facebook. This is shady behaviour, but I overlook it because…

Accidental cocktails

The only reason I end up going on this date is that I forget to cancel it. I’ve spent the…