Emotional Real Estate

Sam the Estate Agent is 15 minutes late to our date, and it’s one of the only times I’ve been…

Vulnerable at Midnight

In the early hours of Monday morning, I wake needing to pee, but even after I do, I still feel…

The Interview

I will never again accept an invitation to a date at a coffee shop at 3 o’clock on a Saturday…

Narcissistic dating

I almost didn’t meet Will the Designer because on the evening of our proposed date, I had hedged my bets…

The Politician

It all begins with a heated debate about Brexit, late at night, in the middle of October. Over the next…

Smooth Operator

Some guys, they just have it. There’s no denying it, they have charisma, looks, the body, the charm. They were…

Half-truths

The Ibiza come down hit pretty hard. I completely lost my voice for several┬ádays. Hot Richard didn’t want to commit…

“Why do I like you?”

Saturday morning in the height of summer, Hot Richard calls me, just as he said he would. He tells me…

Red flags ignored

It’s hot enough to make cheese melt on the pavement. The sun is doing funny things to my powers of…